Today is National Taco Day!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business.
Q: Why did the burrito blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What Tex-Mex food is good at math?
A: Inch-iladas.
Q: What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?
A: A macho nacho.
Q: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What does a depressed tortilla say?
A: I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
Q: Why can’t you trust a burrito?
A: In case it spills the beans.
Q: How do tacos say grace?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A: Gangster wrap.
