It was so hot . . . 

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistlin' for the dogs.

Even the sun was looking for some shade!

The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, “if you want it your way, cook it yourself."

Some sad news from Australia . . .  the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.