IT’S SO HOT THAT…
Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.
Q: How do heat lamps communicate?
A: Lampost
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
