IT’S SO HOT THAT…

Q: What does a bee do when it is hot? 
A: He takes off his yellow jacket! 

Q: How do you make holy water? 
A: Boil the hell out of it! 

Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona? 
A: Hot and Hotter. 

Q: How do heat lamps communicate? 
A: Lampost 

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? 
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!